21-year-old English major, lover of basically anything with a story line. I don't even know what this blog is anymore just explore a little and find out.

Warning: this blog can suddenly and without warning become a Squire's Tales blog at any given moment.





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motherfucker you wanna talk corn? i moved here from indiana

all the best sentences start with ‘motherfucker you wanna talk corn’

Y’all some basic hombres. I’m from Iowa. I drove by a dead truck earlier today, it had corn GROWING OUT OF THE ENGINE BLOCK. 

Reblogged on April 24 with 95,259 notes at 5:00 pm
#this is hilarious  #wish I could add something but I'm from Missouri  #we grow rocks 






but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

“do you get this involved with all of your meals”

did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!


#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

(Source: jaclcfrost)

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#I do want this like a lot  #heck I am anemic where is my overly concerned creepy vampire best friend  #I can see it now 'eewwww what's wrong with you'  #'i'm anemic'  #noooo my friend described that to me that's not this'  #'yeah mine's from magnesium it's a bit harder to ditch'  #'how do we fix this then'  #'dude if you're just going to eat me I'd rather stay anemic' 

noooooo I don’t want to do homework

I want to write about overgrown knight-man-children having food fights

go away school

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#Big Kid Pants School  #eurghhhhhhh  #how about no 

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#what a precious cutie 

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#the hottest girl  #sO DONE 

do you know, she sounds an awful lot like Peter Pan - fundamentally, that is. Peter Pan if he’d stopped growing a little later in life.

That IS a lot like what she’s like, except she 100x nicer than Peter Pan and she’s also kind of a doof when she’s not being profound and creepy

Posted on April 24 with 1 note at 1:07 pm
#rexbasiileus  #thank for reading and understanding  #much appreciated  #i just have a lot of feelings about characters and every once in a while they're mine 

Walk into the club like



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So I’ve been struck by sudden overwhelming feelings about an old character of mine and I’m gonna rant about it to you lot because I can’t rant about it to anyone else.

My original characters can basically be placed into one of five categories: heroes, legends, titans, champions, and small bright lights. Mags Patterson, main character of NaNo year before last, was probably the first of the lights, and I keep thinking about her post-novel and it frustrates me because I can’t actually do anything with her now except think

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Posted on April 24 with 3 notes at 12:57 pm
#I told you  #chatty today  #deal with it idc  #read it or not too i don't care  #i dun car  #tw: blood  #my fic  #original stuff I don't really have a tag for  #personal musings? 


sometimes i forget i’m not actually friends with some of you and i start to reply to your text posts and i have to stop myself

(Source: caleb-denecour)

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an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

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Finding a typo in a book


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#I need to read it ugh  #I have it it's literally right next to me right now